nihaobitchh:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward.

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

Oh my goodness Hhahahahha

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

brownglucose:

Me as a mother

hellasterek:

Teen Wolf AU: Sometimes ending up on stakeout duty with Derek isn’t so bad.

AU: In which Stiles frequents Laura and Derek’s café in order to watch Derek, and Laura gets fed up with their pining and decides to get the two to man up and go on a date.

upallnightogetloki:

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

#OH MY GOD#THEY SOLD HER A FUCKING WOLF#THATS SO GODDAMN DANGEROUS#WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BADLY

HOW THE FUCK DID THE SHELTER EVEN GET A FUCKING WOLF CUB LIKE HOW SWAY?!

upallnightogetloki:

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

HOW THE FUCK DID THE SHELTER EVEN GET A FUCKING WOLF CUB LIKE HOW SWAY?!

k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^

(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)

I’m so bad at this game :x ! 

Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^